It's Raining

Yes I know the title states the obvious if you are anywhere near me but let me explain further. It is raining..........In my freaking apartment!!!! Yes ladies and gentleman I am blessed with the indoor swimming pool I have always wanted. For the last five hours I have been mopping and squeegeing.......Squegeying...squeegyi....oh the hell with it using one of those long rubber scraper thingys to push water out of the apartment and into the street. It started I suppose while I was fast asleep with princess Nyquil and continued into the morning until I awoke from my angelic slumber and noticed a dog bed floating down the hallway. So now I sit here with the heat turned up to 8th circle of hell, and the windows fogging up from the inside pondering what it is that God is trying to tell me. And, alas I have figured it out......he wants me to by a boat. That has to be it don't you think? Not a big boat mind you something nice and small....affordable and not flashy. That's what it is... I have to get a boat forthwith.......at least as soon as I finish mopping and sqeegei......squegyi.......oh screw it you get the point.