How Many...

It is one of the classic questions. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? How many _______________(fill in whatever here) does it take to screw in a light bulb? And, my newest favorite....How many ordinary southerners does it take to put a blade on a circular saw. The answer is three. You see only two mind you I know. The third, my father, is inside getting his glasses because that's what the problem is of course. Note his empty chair by the picnic table. I love every day stuff.