How Not To Get Fired.

With the recent release of a city official I thought it prudent to list ways not to get fired if you are a city employee.

1. Do not sit in a public eating establishment and state that people died because the personnel you are in charge of are "too slow."

2. DON'T LET SOMEONE OVERHEAR YOU SAY IT!!!!!!

3. If said "total stranger" does hear you say it and you know that he heard you eliminate him with extreme prejudice before he has the opportunity to go back and tell the Mayor who may not like you very much already.

These are just a few tips that can make your life a little easier if you are employed by the city.