HUH????

I was reading the Monticello newspaper recently and noticed that a new Miss Monticello has been crowned. Now maybe I am old fashioned. Maybe I am crazy and just don't understand the pageant itself. Should the Miss Monticello winner at least have to be from Monticello? Read the headline very slowly and how silly it is will really sink in. Everyone knows that most people read the entire headline and absorb only the first two or three words of it. Miss blankety blank of Warren crowned Miss Monticello 2007. Can we not find a young lady in Monticello worthy of being Miss Monticello. I guess it just goes with the way the rest of the world is going. Importing more than we are exporting. Out-sourcing jobs. It's the republicans, it's their fault we don't have a Miss Monticello from Monticello. Rise up in the lunchrooms and stab them with your plastic "SPORK". Don't know what a SPORK is? Jeez people.