Haunted Houses

I don't like them. That pretty much covers that. Well, maybe I should elaborate somewhat. I don't like crowds, I don't like ghosts, and I don't like wildaghouls or wookalars. I'm not afraid of the dark I am afraid of what is in the dark. Supposedly there is nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light, but the important difference is that in the light I can see it coming. See when I hear something in the light I can look over and see if it is about to eat me and then I have the opportunity to decide if I am going to let it eat me or protest. In the dark my choices are limited. If I hear something in the dark the probability of protest is limited to whatever time it takes for me to start running tripping over something else I can't see and rendering myself unconscious or as things in the dark call it "tasty". Of course I also firmly believe that evil will find you soon enough without any help from you. Now I am an avid hunter and being that is the case I am often in the woods before light arrives and after light goes to sleep. I know I should be a bit uneasy and sometimes I am. Every hunter has been from time to time. If they say they have not they are what things in the dark call "big fat stinking tasty liars." See for those of you that do not hunt there is a very interesting phenomenon that occurs when you can't see. The volume control of your hearing triples and a squirrel running through the woods sounds like..........well....... a wildaghoul. It is funny sometimes before light breaks when you hear something moving through the leaves and it can only be Bigfoot or an escaped axe murderer and then dawn breaks and it is a squirrel, not even a big squirrel or an armadillo. Nothing sounds more like an entire panzer division invading your hunting blind than a medium sized totally oblivious to your presence armadillo. Oh well, have to get to bed. Going hunting tomorrow morning.

You Are Nothing Without A Facebook

Wow, it is amazing how social networking has grown and evolved through the last twenty years. I still remember mail, party lines, and actually talking face to face. I remember when cell phones did not have texting you still actually called someone if you had a question. I don't have a Facebook page. I used too. It is stupid. When did the time arrive when we decided that our self worth was based on how many friends we have on Facebook. I love people that will sit back and complain about how the government wants to put tracking chips under our skin, in our credit cards as well as our money then post every step they take throughout the day on Facebook for the world and of course the government to see. Now if you sit at home all day with nothing to do but gossip and stir up controversy, well the Facebook is for you. For the rest of us who still leave the house now and then well not so much. See I still enjoy the excitement of seeing someone you haven't talked to in forever and standing on the street catching up. I find it interesting that people you have as friends on Facebook and talk to regularly from your living room are the same people that walk in to the same resturaunt you are eating in and you hope they don't come over to your table. So I suppose that I am in a very silent minority. What else is new?

Something a Bit different.

Well I have been cruising through the local blogs and it seems that the few that have been updated lately are all about religion. Well, this one isn't. Now don't misunderstand, just because God and I have decided to see other people does not mean that we don't still talk from time to time. But, religion is not what I do. So, what do I do you ask. Well we will just have to see about that now won't we.

Self Explanatory

I'M BAAAAAACK!!!!!! More to follow soon.